I had a dream
I ate a big marshmallow
Woke up in the morning
Asked, “where is my pillow?”
Give me back my pillow
Give me back my pillow
My therapist told me
You need more men in your life
So I met Mike Lindel
He said “You can call me Mike”
Then he said “ I’m the CEO of My Pillow!”
“Yea, I’m the CEO of My Pillow!”
Who is ever going to love me with teeth like this?
No one is ever going to love me with teeth like this
The survey asked
Do you fantasize?
I said I used to baby
But now all I do is cry
Cry into my pillow
Cry into my pillow
A happy wife
Is a happy life
An unhappy wife
It makes for a hard life
It makes for a hard pillow
It’s not a cool and soft pillow
Are you ever love me when I’m beneath you like this?
You’re never going to love me, I’m underneath you like thisIt’s not the things you do
It’s the things you leave undone
That give you bitter heartache
At the setting of the sun
And it’s not the things you have
But what you need and didn’t get
That leave you at the end of days
With resentment and regret
Give me back my pillow
Give me back my pillow
Give me back my pillow!
Give me back my pillow!
Where is my pillow?
Where is my pillow?
Give me back my pillow