Well the new kid has a phaser
But My Son packs a razor
They call him Captain Danger
Because they don’t know how to ball

You say you understand
But do you really know The Man?

The old highlighted textbook
Is the one that’s never read
So put a fork in Nietzsche
The Faith is far from dead

You say don’t talk to strangers
But Siri roots for Mother Nature

It’s on! It’s on!
It’s on! It’s on!
Like a candywish!

You’re a naughty beauregard
I turn around and there you are
Try to bump out the middlemen
Jump up and down then count to ten

One, two, three, climb the Judas tree
Four, five, six, it’s the same old tricks
Seven, eight, you’ve lost the weight
Nine and ten go back again

(My love has a razor)

(Nate with the lead vocal … and Andy delivering a big and classic chunk of the coda)